So damn good I had to rip it off (sorry gabe). The following conversation is between Gabriel Tan and "Swong" on Facebook.

Sarah
hey gab

9:58pm Gabriel
whos this? sorry <- Cos the display picture doesn't look anything like Swong

9:58pm Sarah
huh
are u serious! <- This is very Swongish

9:58pm Gabriel
err yeah

9:58pm Sarah
er swong?
eh

9:58pm Gabriel
oh
the display picture isnt u
and u dont have 2nd last exam in 2 days

9:59pm Sarah
it is!
oh okay well
i didn't change m profiley <- "profiley, very act cute. Like Moo-moo cards

9:59pm Gabriel
swong as in technical swong right

9:59pm Sarah
yar
who else!
how many swongs do u know

10:03pm Sarah is sleepy.

9:59pm Gabriel
many swongs
only one technical
whatsup

10:00pm Sarah

ok hang on
which gabriel tan is this

10:00pm Gabriel
kardicell

10:00pm Sarah
huh?

10:01pm Sarah
er okay
i don't think we know each other
damn
as in u know a different sarah wong
and i know a different gabriel
in melbourne
not perth

10:02pm Gabriel
This person is no longer online.
ah alrights

Two things I concluded from this conversation:

1. There are other Swong's in the world.
2. They are all very technical people.